I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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