I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
My breasts were aching with rage.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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