I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
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Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
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He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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