i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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