I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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