We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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