I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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