How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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