Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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