that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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