I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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