Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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