haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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