i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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