My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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