Grow some girl-balls and come out already
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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