the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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