I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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