You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
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my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
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A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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