it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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