we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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