toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
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