his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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