My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
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i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
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I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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