One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Floor bacon is actually really good
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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