Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
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just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
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Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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