Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
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