Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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