she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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