none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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