it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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