Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
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My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
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My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
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