we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
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I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
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He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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