I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
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I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
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It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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