i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
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I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
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I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.