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• (319): View more from Iowa

  The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  he was CRYING into my vagina

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number

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• (415): View more from California

  so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?

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• (707): View more from California

  I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots

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  You did like 8

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• (806): View more from Texas

  Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  My penis needs a shock collar

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.

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• (718): View more from New York

  We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...

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