I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
17 Women That Lost Condoms Up Their Lady Parts
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
23 People Confess The Most F*cked Up Thing Guests Have Done In Their House
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad