Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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