I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
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I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
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So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.