He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
