Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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