Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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