Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
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Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
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Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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