Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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