We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
My penis needs a shock collar
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
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