How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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