the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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