She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
That's when you crack a 10am beer
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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