Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
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so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
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is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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