is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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