Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
When did angry sex become our thing?
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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