i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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