At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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