Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
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I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
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Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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