found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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