K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
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You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
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Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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