why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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