ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We left an ass print on the piano.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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