champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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