This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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