i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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