I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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