I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Randomize
