Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Randomize
