You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
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Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
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Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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