Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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